Henry Payne for April 26, 2024

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    Joe1962 Premium Member 24 days ago

    Henry, that’s just wrong.

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    braindead Premium Member 24 days ago

    Another stupid by Payne.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 23 days ago

    Payne can’t address the real issues.

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    shakeswilly  23 days ago

    No no no.

    Trump would have eaten him whole himself.

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member 23 days ago

    For a delightful morning entertainment exercise guaranteed to make you laugh, google: “Trump’s Hair” and watch the videos.

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    Retrac Premium Member 23 days ago

    Biden should be held liable for his lies.

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    Patjade  23 days ago

    #JustPayneStupid. Henry is getting desperate.

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    moosemin  23 days ago

    Henry, you are less that pathetic. Always, blindly, obeying your Billionaire masters. Paid well, I’ll bet!

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    A# 466  23 days ago

    Trumpeting what didn’t happen is Payne’s appetizer, ante pasto, main course, desert, postprandial brandy and cigars event, and of course, his nightcap.

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    The Nodding Head  23 days ago

    How, moan Payne and his lot, can the Servant of Evil be held responsible for carrying out his destiny?

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    FJB  Premium Member 23 days ago

    Biden – “If you’re thinking of voting for me, I have one word for you. Don’t”.

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    Ontman  23 days ago

    Payne needs to be fitted with a straitjacket.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 23 days ago

    Is Payne referring to when The Donald talked about his uncle? I’m sure he finds this enlightening. Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?)…… D.J. Trump

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    DrDon1  23 days ago

    Payne is as incompetent as Giuliani and Lindell!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 23 days ago

    trump has a record of cooking anything if he thought it would sell, so the action brought on by charge #58 is entirely reasonable.

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    Diane Lee Premium Member 23 days ago

    My Dad’s war stories got better the older he got. The four Japanese Zeros that damaged his plane and left shrapnel in the left side of his body when I was in grade school had somehow grown into about a dozen by the time he died. And, this is one person, remembering one event.

    It would be even better with no eye witness to remember the facts:

    Official Notice 1943 Captain )(&’s airplane failed to return from a bombing raid on June 7, 1943 and the crew has been listed as MIA.

    Captain’s Mom 1943: They never found his body, so we are hoping that he somehow made it to land and will return when the war is over

    Captain’s cousin 1944: His mom said they could have made it to land, so we are still hoping he will be OK

    Captain’s aunt 1950: There are reports that he made it to land so there’s a chance he is still alive somewhere over there.

    Captain’s younger sister 1955: They were saying he made it to a small island, but then nothing after that.

    Captain’s son 1960: He was a war hero, and he was rescued by natives and taken to a small island in 1944.

    Captain’s son’s cousin 1962: Since we know he made it to land, possibly something killed him on the island.

    Captain’s grandson 1965: Natives helped him get to land, but then we don’t know what happened. There are rumors that some south Pacific islanders are cannibals, but, of course it would be a stretch to figure he was eaten by cannibals, after they had rescued him. After 20 years, we have to assume he is dead, but no way to know what happened.

    Captain’s grandson’s wife 1972: From what I have heard of the story, he was shot down over the south Pacific during War and eaten by cannibals.

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    ncorgbl  23 days ago

    There are plenty of real charges tRump is guilty of that we don’t need a pundits fake charges.

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    Al Fresco  23 days ago

    Everything is Trumps fault.

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    internetcommenter  23 days ago

    hahahaha this is great

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    Radish the wordsmith  23 days ago

    ‘I am boiling with disgust’: Trump VP favorite hammered after boast she shot puppy

    South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem® is facing a firestorm of criticism for boasting in her new book that she shot and killed her family’s 14-month old puppy because it was “less than worthless … as a hunting dog”.

    ‘I hated that dog’: Kristi Noem recalls gunning down family’s ‘worthless’ pup

    South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, a frontrunner to be named as Donald Trump’s running mate, admitted to killing her family dog for misbehavior.

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    Ivan the Terrible   23 days ago

    Good one, Henry!

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    piper_gilbert  23 days ago

    Actually, Trump crawled up on top a porn star and illegally paid her off to keep her quiet.

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    truthsocialol  23 days ago

    henry is a magat loyalist who gives new meaning to being a payne in trump’s A$$

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    Ivan the Terrible   21 days ago

    Yes, truthsociopath, Henry can draw that cartoon but a blank page wouldn’t be very entertaining. Charged in Blue district courts but as yet found guilty of NOTHING!

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    Kracklin Rosie - “Tolo Dan Nan Galad” Premium Member 21 days ago

    Just watched a YouTube video of a rich left TDS Democrat bastid being arrested for key scratching a woman’s pickup. The sucker got triggered because the truck had a pro Trump bumper sticker on it. Blatch is going to be charged with a felony (over $6000 in damage to repaint the truck) and spend the night in jail. Dude is from Syracuse NY and was vacationing at his Florida house. Typical Democrat representing the leftists here. This is just one example of why President Trump can’t get a fair trial in NY.

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    bufador  21 days ago

    At lest the drawing shows him to be nearly anencephalic.

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    tpcox928  19 days ago

    Draw the cartoon where he hides classified documents from the government.

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