Wondermark by David Malki for April 26, 2024

Having values is key to success. Ship it. Catch my drift?

I don’t think we can abridge it.

Start with pizza and work up to producing perfect children.

Ma’am? Are you almost done embroidering that beer cozy??? :)

“You can’t always get what you want.” —The Rolling Stones

“And that’s why I’m going to marry a Duke.”

No compromise on coleslaw with that pizza, for sure!!