The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 26, 2024

“Patches, I’m depending on you son, to pull the famiky through….”

cabbage patch kids

I expect his resume isn’t quite up to date.

I know a dog named Patches!

Point a camera at him and he becomes the star of “The Birth of an Influencer”.

“Patches, oh what can I do”! Sad song 1950s!

Looks like he’s transferred that addiction to collecting patches.

Patched him right up, I guess.

Is that guy named Peter Quilt? They told me he was abducted by aliens!

The guy on the left seams to be going through a bit of a rough patch.

It starts with darning a single sock. Before you know it you’re making holes in your duds just to express yourself. It never lasts, but it seems to keep reappearing.

Beware of M.S. Windows patches.

Will work because you just like it and don’t care if you get paid or not?

Patch Adams after rehab.

Is it a patchwork program?

I had to run away from an old lady, she wanted my pants for a quilt!

I guess I’ll never understand why some people buy jeans that already have holes in them. Pre-distressed or something they call them. Why? Is that supposed to be stylish or sexy or something? To me it just looks like carelessness and / or poverty.

Patches, check out today’s Baby Blues.