He does meet the age requirement.
And yet another subtle pun.
Well … give him a pamphlet to read.
Tell him to bring his high school or equivalency diploma next time.
He’ll grow into his boots.
Also, inside them.
“What will his rank be?”
“That’s private.”
Do infants have as much fun in the infantry as adults do in adultery?
He likely has the commando crawl down already.
When he grows up, he can join the adultery.
I have an infant tree. I planted the seed a year ago.
Dan Thompson
The Reader Premium Member 23 days ago
He does meet the age requirement.
cracker65 23 days ago
And yet another subtle pun.
Doug K 23 days ago
Well … give him a pamphlet to read.
Tell him to bring his high school or equivalency diploma next time.
Izzy Moreno 22 days ago
He’ll grow into his boots.
Also, inside them.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 22 days ago
“What will his rank be?”
“That’s private.”
bobbyferrel 22 days ago
Do infants have as much fun in the infantry as adults do in adultery?
Just-me 22 days ago
He likely has the commando crawl down already.
PaulGoes 22 days ago
When he grows up, he can join the adultery.
gammaguy 21 days ago
I have an infant tree. I planted the seed a year ago.