I guess Pro Wrestler was Ralph’s first job. I wasn’t reading the strip back then. But his wrestling days are referenced more than a few times. Is that where he met his friend, No-Neck who later became a mall cop with him? I miss No-Neck. And malls for that matter. Dang, I’m old.
If CJ needs some foreign objects, I’ve got some really old frozen Swedish meatballs wrapped in cheap Chinese aluminum foil. Doesn’t get much more foreign than that!!
willispate 23 days ago
Cactus Jack saw Steinbauer’s eyes.
GeorgeInAZ 23 days ago
Not “concealed weapons.” “Foreign objects!”
win.45mag 23 days ago
I’m guessing the concealed weapon against him was a triple cheeseburger with fries
xaingo 23 days ago
What HOA lets you work on your car at your house? That’s usually a big no-no.
Tigrisan Premium Member 23 days ago
Dad was a wrestler? Why did I not know this? Not that you’d know it by looking at the way he eats…
Ubintold 23 days ago
Oh, look. Concealed carry.
Ol' me 23 days ago
Not to be a buzzkill, but strictly speaking, that is a wrecking bar, not a crow bar
Shikamoo Premium Member 23 days ago
He keeps his crowbar next to his birth certificate.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 23 days ago
And I thought MY neighbors were dangerous, lol! Or not lol :(
ChessPirate 23 days ago
“Are you ready to RUM-BLE!”
InuYugiHakusho 22 days ago
Cactus Jack? I think Mick Foley would like to have a word with you…
sheashea 22 days ago
And now he’s your next door neighbor. What could go wrong?
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 22 days ago
Wait – Ralph was a rassler?!?!
pripley 22 days ago
I guess Pro Wrestler was Ralph’s first job. I wasn’t reading the strip back then. But his wrestling days are referenced more than a few times. Is that where he met his friend, No-Neck who later became a mall cop with him? I miss No-Neck. And malls for that matter. Dang, I’m old.
AwelCruiz 22 days ago
It’s my understanding that this Cactus Jack predates Mick Foley going by that name.
cuzinron47 22 days ago
Well there goes the neighborhood.
WilliamMedlock 22 days ago
That is not a crow bar, crow bars are long and straight and usually have a digging point. That is a wrecking bar.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 22 days ago
And Steinbauer is concerned with Ralph.
markkahler52 22 days ago
If CJ needs some foreign objects, I’ve got some really old frozen Swedish meatballs wrapped in cheap Chinese aluminum foil. Doesn’t get much more foreign than that!!