Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 27, 2024

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    angelolady Premium Member 23 days ago

    Tuna, and salmon, and chicken in gravy, and tuna…..

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    The Reader Premium Member 23 days ago

    A Genie’s worst nightmare!

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member 23 days ago

    That doesn’t make any sense. Just because a cat has 9 lives doesn’t make them 9 distinct individuals. And even if it did, only one of them would be granted the 3 wishes, not all 9 of them.

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    jasonsnakelover  23 days ago

    One time I had 28 wishes.

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    Gent  23 days ago

    Why of course he does ya genieus.

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    John M  23 days ago

    So that’s one robot can opener, 9 life times supply of cat food, a dozen small heated, weather proof boxes spread across your territory …

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    Farside99  23 days ago

    But you have to die 8 times to get them all !!!

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    Gina Carson  23 days ago

    I would only need one.

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    PaulZagorsky  23 days ago

    Maybe the kitty rubbed his/her face on the ‘bottle’? My kitty (Ricky) would just knock it off the mantle!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 22 days ago

    Endless knick knacks to knock over.

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    ladykat  22 days ago

    Good negotiating, kitty!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  22 days ago

    He’ll spend ’em all on naps.

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    Chris Sherlock  22 days ago

    Checks out.

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