Gary Varvel for April 01, 2024

Every day is April 1st to Varvel.

Varvel has never found a criminal republican he will not support.

Biden living 40 years ahead of time.

Biden is full of malarky. No way he’s read all of those policy binders. He says what he is told to say by the climate change prophets of doom.

Irrational denial of the effects of fossil fuels on our environment seems to be a more grievous error than the temporary inconvenience of the renewable energy sources not being at full, economical scale.

Which came first, the automobile or the Interstate road system?

The gas industry is following the tobacco industry playbook. Using gas indoors is dangerous for multiple reasons including particulates and explosion. Induction works better, is safer and is more controllable

We’ve been subsidizing oil and coal for decades, but subsidizing renewable energy is bad.

That awkward moment when a zombie, looking for brains, walks right past Biden.

Eventually people won’t be able to start a fire just to keep warm because that would be “killing the planet”.

TRUMP JUST DIED

It is being reported that the fat criminal’s bloated body was found in his bathroom, unresponsive, and had fallen and was wedged between the toilet and the sink. First responders were unable to move the 325-pound corpse because of rigor mortise and instead will need a bone saw to cut the former President and indicted criminal into pieces to get him out. It will be a closed piano box at the funeral.

Melania has been quoted as saying, “Thank God this sham marriage is over.”

The Trump children have not been reached for comment in Russia as of this reporting.

More updates as they become available.

It’s not so much of an April Fools joke as a wish.

And if you believe that I have a slightly used Bridge in Baltimore to sell you. Hardly dinged up at all.

Now THAT’S funny!

Trump living as if he is Al Capone.

Intergenerational sustainability is hampering efforts for improvement (in this case, a 2022 question on the effects on health from methane from gas stoves that the poor Gary digs out when he has nothing new). In simpler language, geezers don’t care what happens to the world in a few decades because they know they’ll be dead. This is related to entitlement issues where geezers feel they are “owed” the right not to have to give up anything today – imaginary or real – whilst the young do not have the same rights to a tomorrow. Part of this is due to temporal discounting – the farther out the event the less attention is paid – but most of it is due to a lack of empathy from geezers. [econpapers repec org kchwpaper sdes]

What’s so great about gas stoves?

Stupid people will base their vote on this nonsense.

Biden is an April fool, full time. Never believe a word he says, starting on the day of his inauguration.

Speaking of fools…..Varvel.

Does Gary mean he’s tryin’ t’ fool us?

Just don’t take away the petrochemical subsides, that would be almost criminal

Central planning didn’t work in the USSR, it’s not going to work here either. All these government mandates and market manipulation resembles communism.

Better that than oil. Or do you want your children to starve when crops fail from extreme weather events caused by fossil fuels.

“… Species are becoming extinct faster now than at any point in modern historyThe current rate of extinction is up to 10,000 times higher than the average historical extinction rates. We, the humans, are almost wholly responsible for this increase. …”theworldcounts com challenges planet-earth forests-and-deserts species-extinction-rate

varvel has never met a lie he didn’t like…

I just bought a gas stove, Gary. I know you NEED to find something to complain about, but I guess you have nothing real.

Varvel: “Screw the planet and the American people, MAGA forever!”

If only the BS stuff on his desk AND dementia Joe were an April fool’s joke! Hopefully, in 2025 the BS and Joe will be GONE!