from the song “I want to be a lifeguard” by Blotto:I, I, I want to be a lifeguard (be a big man, now get a great tan, now)I, I, I want to guard your lifeI, I, I want to be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)Sitting on my chair (lifeguard)In the salty air (lifeguard)White stuff on my nose...
blunebottle 25 days ago
Is he very likely to enter the water?
FreyjaRN Premium Member 25 days ago
That is one heroic qat.
PraiseofFolly 25 days ago
Well-trained in mouse-to-mouth.
Red Bird 25 days ago
Love how the ears are poking out of his hat.
Sir Isaac 24 days ago
“Get out of the water ‘cause I ain’t coming in after ya.
Steverino Premium Member 24 days ago
Catfish.
ladykat 24 days ago
Will you save me if I flounder, qat?
gregcomn 24 days ago
I wonder how long it takes to assemble the outfit— and can he really blow that whistle?
kauri44 24 days ago
Hmm. No tail fin. I don’t think he’s leaving that chair.
Dean 24 days ago
I have this shirt, the reverse image is on the back.
tee929 24 days ago
World’s biggest litter box….
jimdandy 24 days ago
I don’t feel very safe swimming at this beach
PaulZagorsky 21 days ago
from the song “I want to be a lifeguard” by Blotto:I, I, I want to be a lifeguard (be a big man, now get a great tan, now)I, I, I want to guard your lifeI, I, I want to be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)Sitting on my chair (lifeguard)In the salty air (lifeguard)White stuff on my nose...