Jeff Danziger for November 22, 2023

I love the MTG character hammering her head..

Not the best artist – but the concepts are spot on.

In visiting Mar-Al-Lago,the new Speaker of the House set a speed record for crawling from Washington DC to Florida on your hands and knees

The new Speaker of the House thinks the world is only 6000 years old (which proves he is a lunatic) and is an election denier (which proves that he is dishonest to the rotten core of his rotten being).

How do these primitives get so far up the greasy pole? Is the earth still flat down their way?

Remember Hilary Clinton’s comment in September 2016:

“You know, to just be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump’s supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. Right?” Clinton said. “The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic—you name it. And unfortunately, there are people like that. And he has lifted them up.”

Right now, it appears that’s all the supporters Trump has left. The rest of the “Republicans” are too afraid of him and his base to oppose him openly.

As Detective Del Spooner says in iRobot, “Somehow ‘I told you so’ just doesn’t quite say it.”

Please, sir, don’t give the QOP ideas.

Uriah Flognobble

With a name like that, you know you can trust him!

How does that sound?

Love Bannons Ouija board

This is an absolute work of art.