“I’ll make out with you as soon as I finish eating my string cheese.”
“It’s not the size of the boat; it’s the motion of the ocean.”
“But you can’t get to England in a dinghy.”
Could be a smartwatch.
This would be called “woke” these days, since she’s focused on something other than “being a good wife and mother” when she grows up.
Did somebody censor the censor?
(insert canned laughter here)
Venus. It’s thought that the planet’s atmosphere is so thick that it exerted enough drag on the surface to alter its rotation.
“Meow, meow, give a meow, I give a meow….”
He just chooses to remember a more optimum version of history!
I see your point, but some people are prickly when it comes to puns….
“I’ll make out with you as soon as I finish eating my string cheese.”