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  1. about 17 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

    I refuse to see this.

  2. about 17 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

    If that seems a bit complicated, you can try the food Tsar Nicholas I fed his cat Vashka.

    1. Two watchglassfuls each of Beluga caviar and golden caviar, poached lightly in champagne.

    2. Add fine minced dormouse, imported from France.

    3. Sauté till golden in unsalted butter, yolk of woodcock’s egg, and spoonful of fresh hare’s blood.

    4. Broil the whole mixture in thick cream.

    5. Sprinkle with chervil and the dried cheese of Sukhumi.

    6. On hot days, moisten with a little more champagne.

    At the French Food Exporters Conference of 1836, held in Paris.

    Exporter 1: I sell wine to the King of Sweden.

    Exporter 2: I sell cheese to the Emperor of Austria.

    Exporter 3: I sell brandy to the Queen of Britain.

    Exporter 4: I sell dormice to the Tsar of Russia. Hey, where is everyone going?

    I sell him some champagne, too.

    Hello?
  3. about 17 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

    This is what the devoted slaves of She-Whose-Diet-Is-Of-Supreme-Importance do to sustain Her.

    1. Make broth. Several turkey wings, half tsp vinegar, 1.7 litres water in pressure cooker. Boil, skim, put lid on and pressure cook 30 minutes. When cool, strain and decant into 250ml containers. Freeze.

    2. Meat. Bake chicken liver, chop small. Chop chicken hearts, thighs, breasts. Combine 1kilo breast, 1 kilo thigh, 100 gm heart, 50 gm liver. Pack into small containers, each big enough to contain one meal. Freeze.

    3. Serving: two meals and one container of broth have defrosted overnight in fridge. Take bowl, microwave one and a half tablespoons of broth till hot. Add meat for one meal, stir till temperatures equalised.

    4. Add 5gm/one eighth tsp of Carnivite™ – a vitamin/mineral supplement for cats. Mix.

    5. Place onto plate. Put plate on rubber mat. Bow continuously while backing away.

  4. about 17 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

    May the forks …

  5. about 17 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

    It’s mostly a mixture of straw and ground up coconut matting.

  6. about 17 hours ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    I never bought the idea that would turn back time.

  7. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

    I’m pretending I didn’t see this.

  8. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Swat and run away is the standard test, and it usually gives accurate results.

  9. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Caerin will soon be in similar condition.

  10. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Less tender. And you?