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1. about 18 hours ago on Non Sequitur

   Ah, I hark back to my days as a recreation baseball coach. I yelled all of those (minus the “Thou shalt”)…When coaching recreation basketball, I only had three things I yelled. On defense, “Get on your man!” On offense, “Pass the ball around,” and “Set up your play!”

2. about 18 hours ago on Andy Capp

   C’mon, ref, show him the red card!

3. about 18 hours ago on Andy Capp

   I read somewhere that in Eastern Europe, when a couple goes out dancing, she puts a slice of apple in each armpit. At the end of the evening, if she really likes to boy, she gives him the apple slices to eat.

4. 1 day ago on Luann Againn

   I kissed girls for a couple of years before I touched anything other than their arms, hands, and backs.

5. 1 day ago on Andy Capp

   It beats what my dumb cousin said when he was advised to give his blind date a compliment: “For a fat girl, you sure don’t sweat much.”

6. 1 day ago on For Better or For Worse

   True that, but I have two garages that I sometimes do business with. And it’s because I trust the mechanics to do good work and to not cheat me. I have no idea who does the books.

7. 1 day ago on Luann

   Barney Fife visits Pitts.

8. 3 days ago on Andy Capp

   I presume that Hire Purchase is British for Rent to Own?

9. 3 days ago on Wallace the Brave

   I once was hiking in our mountains and came to a fork in the road. One way was the main trail, and the other was less traveled. So of course I took the trail less traveled, which eventually led to a ledge on the side of a cliff. The ledge got narrower and narrower until I reached a point where I thought, “I could probably go on, but I’m not sure I could get back,” So I decided that it was a great place to eat a Butterfinger bar. Then I retraced my steps back to the fork and took the main trail.

   Best Butterfinger I’ve ever eaten.

10. 3 days ago on Doonesbury

    March Madness—the NCAA basketball tournaments.