Recent Comments

1. about 15 hours ago on Zack Hill

   ♫♪

   “Hey! What gives you the right

   To put up a fence to keep deer out

   But to keep Mother Nature in?

   ♪♫

2. about 15 hours ago on Scary Gary

   ♫♪

   Smelly doll, Smelly doll

   What is she feeding you?

   Smelly doll, Smelly doll

   It’s not your fault

   -

   You may not be a bed of roses

   You’re not friend to those with noses

   I’ll miss you before we’re done

   Or the world will smell as one

   ♪♫

3. about 15 hours ago on Daddy's Home

   My wife prefers the croque madame. Compares it to eggs benedict without the hollandaise sauce.

4. about 15 hours ago on Daddy's Home

   Pancake sandwich. That’s a pancake with bacon and sliced sausage sandwiched between two slices of french toast lightly buttered and drizzled with maple syrup.

5. about 15 hours ago on Daddy's Home

   “She wanted me to have salad as the food! No! Salad isn’t food. Salad comes with the food. Salad is a promisary note that something good is going to happen… and I should just wait right here.”

   John Pinette

6. about 16 hours ago on The Barn

   ♫♪

   Welcome to your life

   There’s no turning back

   Even while we sleep

   We will find you

   -

   Acting on your best behaviour

   Turn your back on Mother Nature

   Everybody wants to rule the world

   ♪♫

7. 1 day ago on Daddy's Home

   She has a sixfinger in each hand. (remember those)

8. 3 days ago on Daddy's Home

   ♫♪

   That’s life (that’s life)

   That’s what all the people say

   You’re riding high in April, shot down in May

   But I know I’m gonna change that tune

   When I’m back on top, back on top in June

   ♪♫

9. 3 days ago on The Born Loser

   Customer: Waiter! There’s a hair in my hamburger!

   Waiter: That’s because the cook presses the paddy in his armpit.

   Customer: That’s disgusting!

   Waiter: You think that’s disgusting? You should see how the guy down the street makes his doughnuts!
10. 4 days ago on Strange Brew

    Did you try turning it off and on?