He’s a cartoon character. His parents won’t have to explain the birds and the bees to him, they can simply tell him he was drawn into life one day by Mister Watterson.
Am I the only one here who doesn’t think Luann needs a brand? She’s the namesake of the strip and has been since 1985. I doubt the strip would be relevant without her in the long run, even though story arcs involving other characters can sometimes last weeks or a few months.
To be honest, I’d go down the coast where the kids are. As elders, you will eventually need their support, and in the meantime you can lend them a hand when they need it.
I figured she lives in NorCal. Pitts could be short for Pittsburg, which is in the Bay Area.