Where are the pun police when you need them?
You can get arrested for misusing 911, so Opus had better be careful.
I like them yellow, but not overly ripe. The overripe ones are good for making banana bread.
What’s he complaining about? He gets to snuggle with her.
He already did something stupid. He let himself partner with her.
I like it when his ears go up,
Bucky needs to quit carping about Satchel’s gift.
I don’t know who all these people are who read on the toilet. I never bring books into the bathroom, and seldom bring my cellphone in there.
They have anything when the joke calls for it.
The best part is that the vet is already there.
Where are the pun police when you need them?