Recent Comments

1. about 19 hours ago on Momma

   He doesn’t work. She must be helping with his rent.

2. about 19 hours ago on Ziggy

   Some idiot knocked it over taking a selfie.

3. about 19 hours ago on Momma

   WHY do you think that, Mother Hobbes? Maybe because you’re a horrible person that no one wants around?

4. about 19 hours ago on Luann

   I knew a couple. She was diagnosed with cancer. She came home and told him, and he dropped dead of a heart attack. She died a few days later.

5. about 19 hours ago on Broom Hilda

   Reporters always ask the same thing! “How do you feel about the tornado that just destroyed your house?” How do you think they feel?!

6. about 19 hours ago on The Lockhorns

   If that blonde is singing the National Anthem, then the score is 0-0!

7. about 19 hours ago on Crankshaft

   I was at an autopsy once, making small talk with the doctor, and when he removed the body’s rib plate, I commented how they looked like baby back ribs. He told me he had been an Army medic, and with all the men he’d seen (and smelled) burned, he still didn’t like to eat barbecue!

8. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   Well Doris’ eggs were not fooled…

9. 2 days ago on Gil Thorp

   “He” loves you! Great.

10. 2 days ago on Momma

    The fact that Momma must subsidize Francis’ living arrangements shows that she does not want him moving home!