• A wedding usually doesn’t last a week.
• That will hurt her chances to collect the insurance.
• Dress for the occasion. It isn’t a free concert in the Park.
• I guess the state helicopter is no longer available now that she isn’t the governor.
• No need to shoot horses. She has no dog to feed.
• You’ll only find out if you hear the dog let out one final yelp.
• Calvin’s Mom is Barbara Stanwyck⁉️
• …or goats
I’ve gone to Lincoln Center to hear Beethoven, and some of the audience were dressed in t-shirts and cargo shorts.
More like a nightmare.
(Strip originally published in 2016)
• A wedding usually doesn’t last a week.